ruinedchildhood

gregorgy:

thedailylaughs:

First Lesbian Couple To Get Married At Tokyo Disney Resort

Although Japan does not legally recognize same-sex marriages, the LGBT community is growing ever more visible and vocal. This fairytale Disney wedding partly symbolizes how far the community has come. The company has definitely taken a step in the right direction. [Read more]

They both look so beautiful and so happy. I love this!

G2G my head just exploded into a rainbow 

grammarslut

Stockholm Syndrome

grammarslut:

Your cat

                                  yes, you

does

not

love you.

The only chip you have to bargain

                                  don’t fool yourself

is opposable thumbs.

One joint,

one ball,

one socket,

                                  do not be fooled by

                                  it sweetly molesting your legs

is what is keeping

your pet from

gnawing your jugular.

Grammar Slut is my new Tumblr where I’m just posting my daily thoughts on life and blow jobs.

I’d love some followers, but I refuse to whore myself on the internet. That’s what real life is for.

grammarslut

Millionaire

grammarslut:

I hope they burn your body 

with your bank account

so you can take your precious

George and Jackson 

to keep you company

on your flight to Hell.

I won’t be there to scatter

the ashes of your false 

sense of wealth,

but you always preferred 

their company anyway,

right, Dad?

Grammar Slut is my new Tumblr where I’m just posting my daily thoughts on life and blow jobs.

I’d love some followers, but I refuse to whore myself on the internet. That’s what real life is for.